New Year’s Horoscopes

A new year brings new horoscopes! Read below to find out yours:

Aries: March 21 to April 19

Eat your vegetables!


Taurus: April 20 to May 20

Don’t be afraid to speak up! You’re too quiet.


Gemini: May 21 to June 21

You are looking pretty cute today! Keep up the hard work!


Cancer: June 21 to July 22

Please calm down, your energy overwhelms most people.


Leo: July 22 to August 23

You’re practically see-through. Go outside one in a while and get some color.


Virgo: August 23 to September 23

Looking beautiful as always!


Libra: September 23 to October 23:

I love your new Surface Pro.


Scorpio: October 23 to November 22:



Sagittarius: November 20 to December 21:

Your hard work is finally paying off!


Capricorn: December 21 to January 20:

Your purse is so heavy. Are you, by chance, making Oprah dollars?


Aquarius: January 20 to February 19:

You are so gorgeous, but right now you need to focus on school.


Pisces: February 19 to March 21:

Make sure you check your phone because it makes your friends sad.


-Mary Zech and Natalie Bachman

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