New Year’s Horoscopes

A new year brings new horoscopes! Read below to find out yours:

Aries: March 21 to April 19

Eat your vegetables!

 

Taurus: April 20 to May 20

Don’t be afraid to speak up! You’re too quiet.

 

Gemini: May 21 to June 21

You are looking pretty cute today! Keep up the hard work!

 

Cancer: June 21 to July 22

Please calm down, your energy overwhelms most people.

 

Leo: July 22 to August 23

You’re practically see-through. Go outside one in a while and get some color.

 

Virgo: August 23 to September 23

Looking beautiful as always!

 

Libra: September 23 to October 23:

I love your new Surface Pro.

 

Scorpio: October 23 to November 22:

Peanut?

 

Sagittarius: November 20 to December 21:

Your hard work is finally paying off!

 

Capricorn: December 21 to January 20:

Your purse is so heavy. Are you, by chance, making Oprah dollars?

 

Aquarius: January 20 to February 19:

You are so gorgeous, but right now you need to focus on school.

 

Pisces: February 19 to March 21:

Make sure you check your phone because it makes your friends sad.

 

-Mary Zech and Natalie Bachman

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